Caller ID

You see, I was planning to commit suicide on Saturday night, but before I did, I prayed, 'God if you're there, and you don't want me to do this, give me a sign now." At that point my phone started to ring. I looked at the caller ID, and it said, 'Almighty God'.

We may be the only Bible

Then I noticed the 'Cross' hanging from your rear view mirror, the bright yellow 'Choose Life' license tag, the 'Jesus is Coming Soon' bumper sticker, and the Fish symbol, and I thought you must have stolen the car.'

Malawi, Africa 2006

I was never a big fan of blacks/African Americans, but God was drawing me to go there for some reason. I never thought I would fall in love with this nation. I never thought I would love these people the way I do now.